Thursday, April 28, 2011

10 new names for 'Global Warming'

One of the biggest reasons so many people don't believe the world is warming is because the terms "global warming" and "climate change" are too weak. If we're going to get more people on board, we need a better name for what's going on. Here are my top ten choices:

  • Catastrophic climate chaos.
  • Weather wackiness.
  • Global oh-crap.
  • Climate we're fucked.
  • Climate change change change change change.
  • Global microwaving.
  • Global baking.
  • The coming cannibalism crisis.
  • Global grand mal seizure.
  • Fuck yeah, climate change!

So, think any of those will do the trick?

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